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Sex, Sex Humor and Sexuality: Erotica A logical flow from the encouragement of writing on BBSes, people have been writing some form of erotica or sexual narrative for others for quite some time. With the advent of Fidonet and later Usenet, these stories achieved wider and wider distribution. Unfortunately, the nature of erotica is that it is often uncredited, undated, and hard to fix in time. As a result, you might be looking at stories much older or much newer than you might think. With literately thousands of files coming into this section, I have been forced to separate the section into sub-directories, classified by letter. I apologize for this, but there's no way I'm going to read thousands of stories to "classify" them according to subject matter.

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Wife: if this is your first time then how you fucked so well? Man: if this is your 1st time then how you know I fucked so well?

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Kid: a small one for susu and big one to brush moms teeth. Sex is a sensation.

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Teacher: but how did your specs break? Lady: then why dint you tell me erofic I was removing my clothes? Michelle Drouin, a relationships expert and psychology professor at Purdue University Fort Wayne, ly told Elite Daily that your brain reacts to sexts the same way it does to porn.

A boy comes to class with broken specs.|Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination.

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Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration? Hubby: Lifted wife's skirt and said, here my lord. Mom - u fool, he wanted to see ur panty. Girl - i knew so i removed my panty before climbing.

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